sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole

Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit

by thesaurus January 22, 2005

splooge

when a girl squirts but at the time she is having her period

shawn stepped in her splooge after mike had sex underneath shawn's bunk

by bitch nuggets May 30, 2007

splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!

"You own as much as splodge!"

by yoshi July 22, 2003

Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

by Ragol October 16, 2008

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008

splooge-worthy

amazing enough to cause an organism

"OMFG! That's like... splooge-worthy!"

by ronneh September 3, 2006

Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.

Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.

by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016