shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

by MiR.D February 18, 2010

licketty split

Done in a hurry or quite fast.

I'll be done typing this licketty split!

by Andrea March 10, 2004

Thunder Cross Split Attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.

Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?

by Crimson Ice July 2, 2020

Let’s split up gang

Something said by idiots in horror movies

Fred: Let’s split up gang
Everyone: BRUH

by Sub to Red Cultist May 29, 2021

Lickity split

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

by roguebfl March 1, 2008

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020