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COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE
MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE
by TONY-88 December 23, 2008
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Spite Tip

When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.
"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"

The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010
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in spite of

'in spite of' = is a little different
'in spite of' is more like this: thinking...
by Ighor Toth July 6, 2006
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spitler

The act of putting one's anus upon the upper lip and releasing flatulence, therefore causing anal excrement to seep upon the recipient's upper lip.
Joe gave David a spitler for his birthday.

or

Pat unsheathed his anger upon Kody by giving him a spitler.
by Steveler October 5, 2007
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suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009
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Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.
Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.
by Mbob March 20, 2008
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Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...
did you see that shitzer fly by!!
by Don Riley December 9, 2002
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