spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking

My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.

by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021

Tonsil Spanking

Giving oral sex.

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.

by anonymust_ May 23, 2014

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

synchronized spank

When you synchronize masturbation with someone else

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool

by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017

Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 29, 2010

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.

I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.

by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022