Social Distawank

Wanking at the window at any sign of real females
Loose Women wasn't doing it for Miguel so he had to go to the bay window for a social distawank
by lefthandleo June 03, 2020
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social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time
They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.
by AunTime October 05, 2010
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Social Farter

Social Farter is someone who goes on xat and says *fart* and makes farting noises a lot. Also, Social Farting is a commercial about farting a lot.
I'm a social farter, not a social fucker. Don't smoke, just fart.
by I D Fine March 29, 2013
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Social Whiplash

A term first made by Paramore lead singer, Hayley Williams. She defines it as: "sudden feeling of alone-ness after having being surrounded by a zillion people for a real lengthy amount of time."
Mum: Why are you so glum?
Daughter/Son: Just experiencing some social whiplash.
by ParamoreUpdates January 23, 2014
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Social Directumator

One who sticks their nose up everyones' ass and calls themselves social co-ordinator.
The mayor is playing the role of social directumator tonite , he knows everything about everyone.
by Beardedbee April 18, 2017
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Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.
Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!
by CharlotteW April 30, 2019
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social helicopter

Social helicopter - the act of a man removing his penis from his pants/trousers and waving it in a circular motion for all ladies to see ( much like a helicopters rotorblades). Most often done in night clubs.
Jim did another social helicopter to the women in the club again last night.
by The Count of Porkmeister January 08, 2017
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