Socialism

when the government does stuff

Socialism is when the government does stuff, and if it does a lot of stuff, that's communism

by Anarchist Theorist December 15, 2025

Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".

"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"

by Civilis August 19, 2018

Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.

How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020

religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem

"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"

by AASoutherner March 23, 2021

Anunnaki Socialism

Anunnaki Socialism is an ideology seeks to incorporate Anunnaki values with socialism. Anunnaki socialism is often portrayed by advocate to build a socialist society based on Anunnaki values and principles, and to use of socialism in order to achieve an Anunnaki society and the development of Socialist Anunnaki Republics in order to reach an Anunnaki society easily. Anunnaki Socialism is also characterized by its support to spiritualism, extraphysicalism, extraphysicism, spiritualicism, divinialism and post-spacetimeism and the idea of rebuild the cult to the Anunnaki and to have similar ideas to Anunnaki Theocracy as well.

“Anunnaki Socialism is start to becoming popular in Middle East, Europe and Americas, despite It’s unlikely it’s gonna to become hegemonic inside Anunnakist movement, but it might become if anunnaki socialists manage to become hegemonic somehow inside Anunnakist movement.”

by Full Monteirism June 17, 2021

NYC Socialist

A person, who typically lives in a penthouse in New York City, who advocates for socialist reforms despite being a member of the top 10%

That Hasan piker dude is the textbook definition of a NYC socialist

by TheentireStateofNewYork November 20, 2021