Skip to main content

University of the United States

A fictional university that is used to back up bogus information, statistics etc.
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?
by CaixaCaixa April 4, 2010
mugGet the University of the United States mug.

United States of America

The US has been involved in 90% of wars since WWII
Over 40% of the American population is morbidly obese
The United States of America is Mcdonaldsland
by Doctorproctor127 April 12, 2019
mugGet the United States of America mug.
Related Words

The United States of Trump, Inc.

Trump is destroying America and our democracy to run it like a business.
America has been turned into the United States of Trump, Inc.
by US Patriot April 4, 2017
mugGet the The United States of Trump, Inc. mug.

Slutes

When you drive past drunk hos on the side of the street looking to solve a mystery.
While cribbing up we noticed some slutes.

On the way to the game some slutes came looking for clues.
by Jack off Johnson December 12, 2009
mugGet the Slutes mug.

United States Of America

When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.

The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.

Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.

The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.

The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.

Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.

Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.

You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.

Hate crimes towards immigrants.

The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.

A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
mugGet the United States Of America mug.

united states of america

A nation consisting of 98% intellegent, decent, hard working individuals who are easy to work with or talk to and make pleasant company. Unfortunately, 2% are ethnocentric, racist, and very loud, thereby giving a huge black eye to the balance of the polulation. The second largest country by land mass in the western hemisphere. Currently being repeatedly humilated by the lies and corrupt practices of thier leadership.
I like the United States of America, but I wouldn't want to live there.
by KillAllHumans July 13, 2004
mugGet the united states of america mug.

United Statesian

An incorrect term applied to citizens of the United States of America generally out of anger that they would presume to call themselves Americans. The politically correct term would be United States Citizen. The proliferation of the term American (often by members of other North and South American nations) to refer to such people has made it appropriate to do so.
I hate those presumptuous united statesians.
by The_Anonomouse August 20, 2009
mugGet the United Statesian mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email