Sloppy Cheesecake

A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off

“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake”
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”

by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018

throat slappers

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

by syrofox February 10, 2007

Banana Slapper

Another word for whore

''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"

"Sure did"

by Chickum Sammich April 22, 2010

Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

The Sloppy Kylie

When you are making out with someone and they suck on one of your lips making them purple, almost like a lip hickey. This action resembles the Kylie Lip Challenge making your lips larger and darker in color. An unpleasant experience.

"How was the hookup last night"
"It was okay he gave me The Sloppy Kylie and now my lips hurt!"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020

a sloppy dallas

when a girl gives oral to a male with a mouth full of dip

credit for this goes to the goonz from youtube in particular:
Mcnasty, Blarge, Soup and TheDoo

Bro, I just got a sloppy Dallas from that girl I picked up at the bar last night.

by Foxfire_Alastor October 15, 2020

cement slappers

grippers aka dogs aka feet ya kno the thing with toes yeah they do be slappin dat cement

“Did you see Sally’s cement slappers? THEY WERE HUGE!!!” - Aaron

by grobnarsinglecheekduponafriday September 9, 2022