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skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”
by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023
mugGet the skin jizzordermug.

Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
mugGet the Skin Buttermug.

Skin Knott

The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?
by Manness August 18, 2011
mugGet the Skin Knottmug.

skin the buffalo

by Mule86 March 9, 2017
mugGet the skin the buffalomug.

skin baton

A comical way to refer to the male member.
Man that gunt covers your skin baton.
by Jigga Wha July 4, 2007
mugGet the skin batonmug.

Skin Orgasm

sensation of chills or tingling is felt on the skin of the lower back, shoulders, neck, and/or arms. The sensation of chills is sometimes experienced as a series of 'waves' moving up the back in rapid succession and commonly described as "shivers up the spine".
Dude one: do you get skin orgasms?
Dude two: what's a skin orgasm
Dude one: bruh
by uncalledfordoggo September 18, 2020
mugGet the Skin Orgasmmug.

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
mugGet the Moose-Skinmug.

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