well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.
by homersimpsonswife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 10, 2022
by fmike100 December 06, 2019
by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 03, 2020
Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 21, 2017
Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
by hgfdjhgjkldzfhgokj;dsafhgihqds January 10, 2018
My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!
by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend October 14, 2005