jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005

jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.

i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.

by nicky lachey October 11, 2006

Jessica Simpson

A lady I'd like to stick it to.

"I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.

by Stuart James October 9, 2005

Simples

An word used to agree with something or in place of "Okay". Made popular by Russian Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov from the Compare the Meerkat advert in the UK.

In russian accent: "So you can compare the meerkat, Simples!"

example: youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg

by smitholi August 14, 2009

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britney

Jessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode

by Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals January 15, 2005

the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.

Family Guy was better than the Simpsons.

by tradesman November 22, 2003