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bob simple

a good tank so good the japanese didn't invade.
I think I can turn the tracker into a bob simple.
by Black mn July 31, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 8, 2023
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Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
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Palin Simple

A way of speaking that is very simple straight talk, almost retarded. You betcha.
the phrase "Buck up or stay in the truck." is very Palin Simple.
by geoduk March 14, 2014
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Simpling

If two or more people are simping over the same person they are consideredsimplings
by Wilco Beats January 15, 2021
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Simple bitch syndrome

1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.

2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.

Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."

Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."

Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.

Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."

Example2.

Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."

Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "

Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "

Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
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