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norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.
Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"
by recharge88888 November 23, 2020
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P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk
Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute
by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021
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Acting the Shling

Acting the Shling
To act like a fool.
Similar to "acting the mickey"
Clare was really acting the Shling when she saw Shawn.
by Shling May 11, 2008
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Doo-doo Shlick

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.
Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!
by anonymous October 8, 2021
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