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Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010
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Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
by JRH2286 July 30, 2009
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shituation

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.
1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."
by orangepuddin9807 May 21, 2010
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Shitstain

According to Gary, Jim Reddy is this...
Soooo, what does that make Gary?

Ooo, Ooo, I know, he's the asshole that leaked!

*Grinning*
by Mathew Cunningham January 4, 2004
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shitstains

when a guy eats a piece of shit and theyres stains in his pants
Jamal Black:YO THATS SOME MAD ShiTSTAINS

Tyrone Africa: I know i just ate a piece of shit and theyre stains in my pants
by Shareef March 16, 2004
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shitstain

A complete disappointment. Without merit, and difficult to remove.
Bruce Willis, after some initial promise on tv, turned out to be a shitstain.
by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
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shituation

Jack: Hurry Up... I'm trying to avoid a shituation..

Sherry: I'm going as fast as I can, you will just have to hold it a little longer

Jack: Hurry, i have the RUNS....
by GBoy81 June 28, 2009
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