Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015

Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

situational song

A song that perfectly depicts the current events and or feelings in your life.

Person A "shit my girl just dumped me"
Person B "I got the perfect situational song for this"

by WWYKI Octopus September 29, 2011

ShitCeption

Opening your Bum hole and passing a poo nugget from your hole to someone else’s hole.

Spread your cheeks and let’s do ShitCeption

by Wikidkid November 14, 2019

Situationship

What Dine and Charlily85 define as goals

Charlily85: I kinda want a fuckbuddy that's not allows to fuck anyone else, cuddles me but leaves in the morning
Dine:that's a situationship

by Charlily85 December 23, 2022

A sticky situation

A sticky situation

A sticky situation is a situation which is very problematic and complicated, making them really fun to gossip about with friends

Jodee- IVE GOT ANOTHER STICKY SITUATION!
friend- OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING IN MATHS!

by McDonald’sFriesAreBae October 17, 2019

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005