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Shela

Shela is everything, everywhere, all at once. The most beautifully complex being who, if you are fortunate enough for her universe to collide with yours, will birth entirely new dimensions you never knew existed. Shela can be described through limited vocabulary as pure love. Think of the duality of the yin-yang; the sun and moon, light and shadow, all equanimities and paradoxes in perfect balance, spiralling in an infinite helix of multi-dimensional expansion that the mere human brain cannot fathom, yet the concept loops upon itself with the most subtle simplicity manifested in her smile.

*Shela’s are perfectly paired with Kevin’s.
Person 1: “Whoa man… who is that stunner?!”

Person 2: “You mean that mind-blowing, body-shaking and soul-shattering woman? That’s Shela.”
by pkmendoza June 18, 2022
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Ng Shelay

Ng Shelay is a woman who thinks she's aestetik and likes fucking with her dog called Ligma. She likes to ship unnecessary people as couples, for an example: Zy Tern x valen the ternfucker
Ng shelay is raper1!1!1!1
by JoeBalls69 September 22, 2021
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Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are two cartoon characters from the Simpsons, they are Marge Simpson's two older sisters. When Patty and Selma were children they were very unfriendly with their sister Marge and disagreed with her wanting to be an astronaut by saying "Women cannot be astronauts" . When Patty and Selma became adults even though they are still adults they seemed to be more friendly with their sister Marge and are a fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They do not like Marge's husband Homer Simpson and wanted Marge to marry Artie Siff instead of Homer.

Similarities between Patty and Selma:
•They both smoke
•They both hate Homer Simpson

•They both work on the DMV

•They both share the same room in their apartment

•They are twins

Differences between Patty and Selma:
•They both have afros but in different shapes, Patty's afro is round in the shape of a ball while Selma's afro is in the shape of a letter 'M'
•Patty wears a pink dress with short sleeves while Selma wears a blue dress with no sleeves

•Patty totally hates Homer Simpson and has never been nice to nice to Homer before while Selma is rarely nice to Homer but most of the time she hates Homer as well as Patty. This message from above shows you that Patty is more hostile to Homer than her twin sister Selma
•Patty is a lesbian while Selma is a heterosexual

•Patty is a severe snorer when she sleeps while Selma doesn't snore at all
When Marge Simpson had to go to Rancho Relaxo, Bart and Lisa had to stay with Patty and Selma while Maggie got to stay in the Simpson's house with Homer. Bart and Lisa were very unhappy when they had with Patty and Selma for one week, Bart had to sleep with Patty who snores while Lisa had to sleep with Selma who doesn't snore.
by Eoin January 8, 2017
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Shelby

Shelby is usually a person you'd describe as a TANK!
:D!
or in other words.... orgasmic or dope,
whichever you prefer.
Wowowow, that person is a tank, they must be a SHELBY!

Damnnn, their Shelby.
by supstanggbby November 12, 2009
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shelagh

1 The act of being extremely cheesy.

2 The act of feeling strong empathy for others in cute moments.
1That Celine Dion song is so cheesy.
That Celine Dion song is so shelagh.

2SW: That baby is so cute, I want a baby. *gushes*
SK: You are being so shelagh today.
by simply dimply June 29, 2008
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Shelby

Big burly man with a ginger beard, frequently talks about homosexual activities, but quickly denounces it and puts the blame on an innocent bystander.
Gary: hey look its shelby!
Shelby: hey wheres fred i havnt seen him all day!
Gary: dude thats gay
Austin: why does everything shelby talks about always end up with fred in it?
by Flargenhaber November 9, 2016
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Shelby

Usually a blond/brunette, outrageously sexy body, and on top of that a nice, "down to earth" type of girl. Most likely a cheerleader or dancer because she loves to be the center of attention. She stands about 5'3", not short... Fun size ;). (good in bed, but NOT a whore)
Who doesn't like Shelby?
by 8) CheeseAndCrackers (8 June 22, 2010
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