anti-shagerversary

a custom practiced by idiot beautiful south african sweaty men having had a ploughmans lunch and moved trees but not recently been laid(one year plus time period).

dennis moved fifteen yew trees, nine beeches, and twelve pines. following this he indulged in cheddar cheese in vast quantities. he was a beautiful south african girl and as he bathed in the hot norfolk sun the village buffoon did sidle over from the bridge on which he sat with a large cucumber, or maybe a gherkin, noticing the dafter belter grafter. he did exclaim with much surprise "happy anti-shagerversary, now lets get in them there bushes and sort out that one year time period". dennis never had an anti-shagerversary again thanks to the joyful combination of much cheddar and large cucumber(or possibly the gherkin)!!!!!

by jenn ,lee ,and alexa December 27, 2008

ravi shanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker

tony blair is such a ravi shanker

by ben curry September 24, 2003

slanger

inventor of slang; user of slang

we found a slanger on the srteet.

by emery March 19, 2005

'Stanger

The upper crust of performance cars, ie, those that can defeat a 'Stang in a race.

I saw a 'Vette up ahead of my 'Stang, so I didn't bother to catch up to it, just to get blown away. The 'Vette is definitely a 'Stanger.

by Hot Rod Stewart May 26, 2006

shangry

A state of anger brought on by wearing uncomfortable shoes.

These heels are cute but they've been killing me. I wore them out last night and by the time I got home I was totally shangry. I think I was getting a bit snippy with my date.

by bamboozler_b September 30, 2012

the stanger 2

A variation of the stranger. Involves sitting on your dick while erect, or putting an ice pack on your dick, thus, making it numb. then proceed to rub one out while your dick is numb, so you feel as though "a stranger" is performing the deed.

"Last night, i didn't feel like getting my hand numb and doing the stranger, so I decided to sit on my dick instead and do the stranger 2."

"I don't really have the right type of dick for the stanger 2, it hurts too bad to try and fold it over and sit on it, so i stick to the stranger"

by saveferris199 March 8, 2009

shit shanker

The art of or to shit shank, shank over a shit or to be have shit all over you as you are the shank

im going to shit over that shank

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005