Selith

A peculiar, clumsy misfortune; the essence of an odd accident or small injury.

"He walked away with a faint bruise, a true selith of the morning.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selith

The awkward, unpredictable force that causes minor, strange injuries.

“The selith of the old house strikes again; I stubbed my toe on the same board.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selith

Marked by the quality of being awkwardly hurtful or clumsily injurious.

“A selith corner caught her sleeve and left a tear.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selithen

To clumsily injure oneself in an odd or peculiar way.

“Watch out for that corner, you might selithen yourself.”
“I keep selithening on these stairs; they’re treacherous.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

Selithen

To accidentally cause an oddly specific or ironic minor injury to someone else or to an object.

“Careful with the vase, you don’t want to selithen it.”
“Try not to selithen her notebook while reaching for the shelf.”

by EbonScript August 23, 2025

to semite

It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.

John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.

by koldlok October 1, 2012

National Sexathon Day

On January 1st you must go on a sexathon (Sex Marathon) by having sex for the entire day with as many partners as you would like

Hey Jessica, do you wanna join me and Erica for National Sexathon Day?

by Dirty Bob December 29, 2018