Selfie

You're a selfish person, but look like a fish (but in a cute way)

Wow, Kearston, have you ever gotten that you're a Selfie?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016

Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

Selfy

Take a photo by yourself from front camera

Let's take a selfy

by Li flower April 6, 2022

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

Selfie

Not a good term of endearment justifying someone being a narcissist malignantly with a close friend, acquaintance, family member, good guy, close - ones', & everybody that seriously doesn't need this kind of attention ever. Small level of being a Closet pedo-rapist to a high concern of discretion due accordingly, true to self safety should this 'new slang' be used warningly! Only used when their is something to gain due to Terribly Obvious insecurity issues stemming consequently from Mother to child relationship issues. No, not relating to having been breastfed at birth or not. Hood-Trust.👊

Used to negatively out someone from preparing themselves to take advantage of you eminently or for a long-term cause.

"You's a Selfie', Ho!"

"Stop being a Selfie son'."

"If you is, or if you isn't a Selfie right now, you gon' get dealt like one. Other person: Nahhh they good, trust me. Whatever it is I'll stop. I didn't know. Main person of slang' use: Yeahh u better hop to it Lucky Charms a.. ... .. . . ."

"Like, why does she think she's gonna get off being a Selfie, like, doesn't she think anybody."

by CoquitoCoolie3 October 9, 2018

Selfie facing

Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.

"Really! Who do they think they are? That photo is just selfie facing".

by ScrumpyDan October 7, 2020