Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.

"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."

by Dosethouevenrectum October 6, 2023

deal baby seal

it means when you are making a deal you might say that at the end

so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL

by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021

Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

by SealSealer June 19, 2009

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

by mayxday October 27, 2011

California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006