A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
by drhookah October 28, 2022
Get the scooter tippingmug. A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021
Get the Scootermug. A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
by athena ascending June 9, 2020
Get the Scootermug. That first bite of ice cream, any flavor, that reminds you of Scooter's Mama, with pretty teeth, eyes like butter, arms wide, bosom heavy.
by deeeeeee01 April 18, 2023
Get the Scooter's Mamamug. 
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
Get the scooter turdmug. by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024
Get the national scooter daymug.