Sassy Lassie

1. A bitch who sasses everyone.
2. A dog who refuses to eat her food.
3. A tiny penis with big balls

1. She refused to answer the question, what a sassy lassie.
2. Fido won't eat her kibbles she acts sassy lassie.
3. His dick is 3", he go a sassy lassie.

by KidPolarBear2333443 April 17, 2015

Salsy

When someone is salty and sassy at the same time.

"Hey you know that black woman upstairs?"
"Yeah"
"Holy shit shes salsy"

by SomethingUnique May 11, 2015

satsy scam

(1)When your mate tries selling you something for a worse price than what he paid for it.

(2) Your mate collects funds for a party or gift and building in a margin so he eats or drinks for free

Last night was expensive, a typical Satsy Scam and now I owe $500 for a pewter mug.

by Jeff Beukabom July 13, 2015

sassy ange

A woman of small stature and Asian heritage who believes she is the queen of Spain and possesses an ungodly amount of cool. She has a witty remark for everything and annoys all of her friends with her apparent belief that she is superior to all. Her cute face is her only saviour.

That girl is such a sassy Ange

by cinnamonsynanom November 25, 2015

sassy purple

When you spank a watermelon until it turns purple

George did you see that sassy purple it was cool and it tastes good

by Ligershark03 January 15, 2016

Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.

Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!

by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016

Sassylotus

Name given to an additional anus, located on the buttcheek. Also used to reference the condition of having said anus(es).

Sassyloti are caused by insufficient wiping, which leads to a crumbly, thick crust to form and clog the anal cavity. After days to weeks of constipation, a new orafice will be forced through, forming a sassylotus.

Haha, did you hear about Justin's sassylotus?!

by T4c0munch3rdud3 September 19, 2016