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Sassylotus 

Name given to an additional anus, located on the buttcheek. Also used to reference the condition of having said anus(es).

Sassyloti are caused by insufficient wiping, which leads to a crumbly, thick crust to form and clog the anal cavity. After days to weeks of constipation, a new orafice will be forced through, forming a sassylotus.
Haha, did you hear about Justin's sassylotus?!
Sassylotus by T4c0munch3rdud3 September 19, 2016
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