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Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes
by Duck monster March 6, 2014
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Blackpool Sandwich

Another name for a ladies genitals, but one from a particularly scabby lady. Similar to the Australian 'Raw Prawn Sarnie' but for low life fat sweaty people who will most likely turn up on Jeremy Kyle or similar chat show's discussing how their partner cheated on them with next doors dog.

The distinctive part of a Blackpool sandwich is the smell, which much like the city is named after, smells of a mix of rotten fish and sewage.
Ohhhh bloody nora lass, close your legs i can smell your blackpool sandwich
by Don Cheeseman October 28, 2014
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Chewbacca Sandwich

I wanted to go down on Becky until I realized she had a Chewbacca Sandwich
by AdrianQ19 November 29, 2014
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Toast Sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.
Hey man, I heard that Angela guy loves eating his CEO's Toast Sandwich.
by Multiple People June 28, 2015
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FURM sandwich

A cheeseburger resembling a McMuffin on steroids .

The name FURM, is an acronym and gives a middle finger to fast food.
The FURM sandwich is so good it may result in Pokemon goo.
by TFGuru July 31, 2016
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Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich
Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich
by BoiDafaqqq April 19, 2017
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Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.
I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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