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Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
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ride saint george

As I sat back in my recliner, my baby climbed aboard and proceeded to ride Saint George.
by Fesser December 11, 2013
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Saint Joseph Academy

A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.
Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?

Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.
by This_guy00 July 3, 2018
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Sean Saint-Saens

A Twitch streamer and self-proclaimed multi-instrumentalist beatbox rapper wannabe.
New Gaggle gang member: Is that foxgirl Sean Saint-Saens
Alger: Yes it is
by Some Salty Boy July 25, 2021
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Saint Mary's University

AWESOME PLACE WHERE WSU STUDENTS ARE NOT WELCOME AND CANT HANDLE BREATHING THE EXCELLENCE IN OUR AIR.....
suck it Sarah
Winona State will never match up to Saint Mary's University in pure University based excellence and or penis size, except in WSU's women, meaning the women at Winona State have penises.
by SMUCOUNTRY January 8, 2012
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Saint Maddy's Day

A day held in honor of all the saintly Mormon girls who are perfect and you can never catch them doing anything wrong. Saint Maddy was the original perfect Mormon girl, and her feast day is June 28, 2012, which is celebrated at Kinders' restaurants worldwide.
All bow to Saint Maddy, because it is Saint Maddy's Day.
by sloaneysloanesloane July 1, 2012
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Saint Patrick's Day

March 17th
two days after the Ides of March

In america this Holiday is a.k.a. the "Wearin o' the Green" day.

It's a day for parades that celebrate Ireland or being of Irish heritage.

Some pubs dye ther beer or anything else green with food coloring. It is too bad because Certain foods, like eggs, when dyed green, look incredibly puke-inducing.

see cinco de mayo
This Beer tastes good, (hiccup) let's just hope Erin goes bra-less!
by ginger petunia November 28, 2003
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