swingin' the bone

Masturbating, jerking off, wanking, beat off, toss off, whacking the chicken

"Oh man! I was swinging the bone all night, I barely slept!"
"Dude, you're totally addicted to swingin' the bone"

by joiuseuy May 10, 2022

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Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

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Monkey Slinging

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

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shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.

You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.

by Toomoyst May 10, 2018

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{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

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Watermelon-slinging slasher

A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.

Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*

Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?

Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.

by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019

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