Weedy stories are those very short,yet very amusing tales, that friends like to tell each other while passing the joint. On some occasions, they prove to be true, however most of the time, they are completely fictional.
The entire gang sat in the livingroom on the couches and floor, passing around weedy stories and of course the joint.
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It was a dark winter night, I was on the phone to my boyfriend and we were talking as we do most nights. He was the sexiest, most-popular boy in my school and every girl wanted him in their bed. All his exes always talked about how big his dick was but I always thought they were rumours.
He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
He told me to sneak out of my house at exactly 10:00pm, I was very confused but he said he wanted to have some fun. He met me round the corner from my house and told me to follow him through a dingy alley and towards a corner where no one could see us if we laid down. It was so dark and we could barely see each other. I felt a touch on one of my huge tits and it felt good-I pretended like I didn't realise at first, until he started squeezing both of them harder and harder and I started biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning He then moved his hands down past my waist and to my ass and slowly lifted me onto him. Then he started bringing my ass closer to his dick but I was only wearing joggers and they were quite thin so that then meant I could slightly feel his 10 inch, rock solid dick against my throbbing pussy. I then put my hand down his pants and started giving him the hand job of a lifetime he couldn't hold his moaning in any longer and neither could I. He started penetrating me and I almost passed out-it was the best night of my life.
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Get the based on a true story mug.A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store
Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
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-"Mike you look homeless right now?"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
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Get the Liquor Store Scruff mug.i slip off my outfit and step into the shower+bath combo with a detachable shower head. i leave the door open a crack on purpose just so she can maybe sneak in and join me. when i hear the front door of our apartment open i started moaning so she’ll peak in and see me fingering my wet pussy.
ah, yes. my plan works and she sees me masturbaiting with porn playing in the back i see her slip off her slutty dress to reveal the sexiest lingerie i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i motioned her to come here with my hand. she did as told but first she bent down to grad something from her purse and as she did i could see her thong soaking wet from her cum. when she stands up she said: “you like that?” and slipped off her thong and dug her fingers into her wet clit and sucking them dry. that made me drool so i picked her up and put her in the shower with me. the first thing i did was undid her bra and licked her head to toe. then i started on her pussy. she laid her leg up on the wall which gave me the ability to eat her out. she moaned and moaned and moaned until she grabbed the detachable and sprayed it right at my clit. i let out a loud moan. with one hand holding the shower head, she used her unoccupied hand to grab and twist my boobs. i let out an even louder moan.
ah, yes. my plan works and she sees me masturbaiting with porn playing in the back i see her slip off her slutty dress to reveal the sexiest lingerie i’ve ever laid my eyes on. i motioned her to come here with my hand. she did as told but first she bent down to grad something from her purse and as she did i could see her thong soaking wet from her cum. when she stands up she said: “you like that?” and slipped off her thong and dug her fingers into her wet clit and sucking them dry. that made me drool so i picked her up and put her in the shower with me. the first thing i did was undid her bra and licked her head to toe. then i started on her pussy. she laid her leg up on the wall which gave me the ability to eat her out. she moaned and moaned and moaned until she grabbed the detachable and sprayed it right at my clit. i let out a loud moan. with one hand holding the shower head, she used her unoccupied hand to grab and twist my boobs. i let out an even louder moan.
then i grabbed the thing she pulled out of her purse, which was a vibrating dildo, and shoved it up her tight pussy. she moaned louder than ever. the steamy hot water pouring on to my skin made me even more hornier. she pulled out the dildo and stuck it in my mouth to taste her cum. then she shoved it up my clit which made me moan really loud. she unexpectedly picked me up and brought me to the bedroom so we could scissor and we eventually fell asleep in the 69 position. at 4:00 am i woke up to her licking me which made me cum all over her, but i cleaned it up with my warm, long, wet tongue. then we did doggy position and we fell asleep on each other, naked and warm
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that was the hottest sex story i’ve ever read
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