Creep-Stach

A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.

I still got laid despite the creep-stach.

by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010

kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.

that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man

by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010

Comp Stache

A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.

Your Comp Stache is glorious!

by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010

dope stack

A big ol' pile o' drugs.

I spent all my money when I was super high on a dope stack.

by GreatRyeBread December 3, 2014

Squad Stack

A stack of 10 plus McChickens that you and your squad share when everyone is high. It can also be referred to as "The Great wall of McChicken"

Friend 1: Yo, Im so hungry what should we get?
Friend 2: Lets go to McDonalds and get the squad stack.

by Dinertime December 24, 2014

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019