Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Standard peng

Chronic marijuana that meets expectations

Dench man yeh standard peng mmm dank

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

Standard Deviation

In Finance, a higher standard deviation means the returns are more spread out, but a lower standard deviation means the returns are more consistent or stable.

"Last year, Stock A had a standard deviation of 10%, which means its price fluctuated by about 10% from the average return"

by Willow Terry January 27, 2025

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020