extended one-night-stand

1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship

She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.

by KarmaKitten February 21, 2009

Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.

"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".

i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!

by stoph September 1, 2004

Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.

"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"

by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004

The Stand

A really, really, really vicious nasty brink-of-death cold of flu or similar illness that you truly and sincerely wish would just 'finish the job' and kill you already...

Unfortunately you live through every last stinking moment of it.

From Stephen King's "The Stand" a tale about an 'end of the world' plaque.

Winter of 2003 I must've come down with that "The Stand" virus. Ribcage felt like it was wrapped in a bandclamp from all the coughing.

I swear I saw a family of Ebola viruses packing for Florida it was so bad.

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

brake stand

when you hold the brake down and press on the gas at the same time. only works on rear-wheel cars. produces a lot of smoke and tire marks on the hot top

that kid just left major marks and a lot of smoke after doing a brake stand

by jzism May 7, 2005

Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by

When the President of the United States of America endorses and supports white supremacists

Debate Moderator- Will you condemn white supremacy?

President Trump - Proud Boys ... Stand back, stand by!!!

Debate Moderator- SIR! DO YOU CONDEMN RIGHT WING VIOLENCE AND RACISM?

President Trump- No, they were very fine people

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 29, 2020