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Tonsil Spanking

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.
by anonymust_ May 23, 2014
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Sweep spank

The spanking of another's ass in a sweeping motion in any desired direction. Most effective when the non-palm part of the hand is used as this provides for the desired gliding action that defines the first part of this two part word.
Peter sweep spanked Vicky's bubble butt and caused a little jiggle action on her rump.
by Petrovski January 4, 2009
mugGet the Sweep spankmug.

pancake spank

a spank on the ass, usually used for women.
hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!
by issacman July 26, 2018
mugGet the pancake spankmug.

spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking
My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.
by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021
mugGet the spanking benchmug.

Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants
Hey, are you ready to play some spank balls
by Drake Foley March 18, 2020
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Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
by Weasel631 May 29, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Spankedmug.

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.
Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon
by Young pecker February 2, 2020
mugGet the Spanking the schlorgonmug.

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