A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.
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Get the Simon Cowell mug.A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.
Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.
Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
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what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths
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"Why is there carrots on my general tao?" Typical Louis-Simon words
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Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
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Get the Simon mug.for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols
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