silent cry

silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.

Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.

by the last great nobody July 2, 2009

mr. silent killer gas passer

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to

this song never gets old

by d'fo April 2, 2004

Silent Pooper

Its a wet and silent fart that comes out when you try to fart without making a sound.

Lily was in a important meeting when she pulled a silent pooper which made people fled the room.

by Crisaliz October 13, 2007

Silent Hill

A game is nice and quiet then out of no where OMFG SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

"me" - lalalala BANG BANG!!
"me" - HAHAHA EAT THAT ZOMBIE!!
"me" - HAHA OH SHIT!!! OMFG!! EEK!!
"me" - *drip...drip...drip..*
"me* - =( piss in pants..

by fortune September 26, 2003

Silent Avenger

The intential consumption of White Castle and Taco Bell at lunch in order to leave a steaming pile of shit on your own pillow after your spouse has went to sleep. They will wake up by the vile smell of ass or by trying to kiss a pile of shit.

Don left a silent avenger after Sarah went to sleep and she woke up trying to kiss a pile of shit

by KingDonOfBama June 3, 2009

Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

by sicko069 May 7, 2009

Silent Lobo

When you put your thumb in between your middle and ring finger and stick the pinkie and pointing finger up to look like a lobo. It's meant to tell someone to close their mouths an listen to what you have to say.

CAN YOU STFU BEFORE I SILENT LOBO YOU?!

by AliceMonique June 7, 2009