John Shields

The name of a man that tells stories, or as we know them as tall tales, every problem he has ever had was fixed by blaming someone else and denying any and all involvement, he is what we call the Infantry POG, he's Infantry but acts like a POG (person other then Grunt) only leads by yelling but has no leadership ability, what some would call lost in the sauce, his nick names are saucy, powder, candle stick, and can't get right

Don't be a John Shields

by Elmothesnowking February 27, 2017

Shitegeist

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"

by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

Shiteall

An Irish jig, syrup, rug. A wig, so called because there is shite all underneath it.

Look at that sorry shiteall on Terry Wogan (Irish radio & tv 'personality'), and Bruce Forsyth's (Brit tv presenter) shiteall looks like a birdsnest, the twat.

by Fatknacker December 9, 2008

Shieldzy

someone who is incredibely sexy and likes to take their pants off and party on tables.
they have an extremely massive penis.
and is irresistable to women
he literally allways has women hanging off him

"oh look over there, is that shieldzy, yeh. nothing new. hes got 10 women with him"
"oh shieldzy it hurts to have sex, um thats because of my massive penis"

by Rebanico October 15, 2008

Shieldmaiden

1. A female version of a whiteknight.

2. A woman who comes to the aid of another person publically or online to speak in that person's defense. (mostly without the person's consent.)

"I was debating with a woman online when this Shieldmaiden came out of nowhere and called me 'Sexist!'."

by Your Boy Pat August 9, 2018

Shaite paite

It’s an Indian slang meaning to be happy about something that you did.

My friend: I broke my record Of having sex six times in a day.

Me: oh great, shaite paite

by Nsahni October 15, 2020

Text Shield

The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.

This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.

I used that kid Mike as a text shield so I could reply to Eric's message.

by Khca Simmons March 28, 2009