shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

shame

1. Being a Packer fan
2. Lying about what really happened
3. Punching walls cause "I'M DRUNK"

Bryan is the queen of shame.

by Jace June 9, 2003

graff shakedown

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.

You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.

by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.

Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!

by MTF June 24, 2009

summer of shame

A summer break between school semesters in which one doesnt get laid. A summer lacking pussy.

Damn dude, this is truly a summer of shame.

by BIG E of B-40 July 14, 2006

Sit of shame

The moment when the light turns red, you are stuck in the middle of the intersection, and everyone coming in the other direction is forced to stop and stare at you blocking their way.

"C'mon, c'mon, move, move. Dammit, they got the green light. Now I guess I have to do the sit of shame. Maybe I should turn and mouth the word 'sorry' to them."

by NoMaAutr May 10, 2013

walk of shame

n. 1. As stated in other definitions, walking out of someone's place in the same clothes on as when you went in there last night.
2. When you are in a public bathroom, to create something especially unholy that makes the whole restroom smell, and then walk out of the stall while the bathroom's various patrons scowl at you.

1. I made her take the walk of shame in front of all my dorm-mates this morning because i was feeling extra hung over.
2. As I took the walk of shame I saw all my co-workers holding their noses and giving me the evil eye.

by kekekekekekeke September 14, 2005