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secret sixpack

A guy who has the potential of having a sixpack.You aren't sure whether he works out,but he has attributes for one.

Or a guy who doesn't seem like the type to work out and doesn't show off the fact he has a sixpack.Only few people know that he has one.
Girl 1:I wonder what Joe does after school.
Girl 2:Maybe he goes to the gym.
Girl 1:Hmmm,do you think he has a secret sixpack?
Girl 2:He looks like the type of guy who would.
by LJRyder February 2, 2013
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Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name
"Love your secret smile!!
by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009
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Secret Sex

When two or more people who are interconnected through mutual social or work acquaintances have sex and one of the sexual partners decides that the sexual encounter must remain secret. Secret sex is damaging to all parties involved.
While sailing the seas of Alaska with my parents, I was experiencing the glory of Secret Sex with the boat help.
by Ruprect July 26, 2006
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anal secretions

when i man/woman gets railed up the ass and gets the giz in there ass then it gets crusty, later when person does some sort of activity or just goes up in temperature the cum oozes out of the ass
FAG, your having anal secretions
by toto August 29, 2005
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Secret Sniff

The secret sniff is a sexual technique that has evolved over the years to prevent the unfortunate situation of fellatio on a less-than-ripe vagina.

To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
Poor Dave, I heard he had a cold last weekend and was unable to pull the good ol' secret sniff on that slut he picked up. He said food tasted like spoiled sea bass for a week
by secretsniffer10 December 21, 2010
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secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004
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secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree September 6, 2008
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