break the seal 

When you drink so much alcohol that you piss your pants for the first time. From now on you are prone to pissing your pants when you drink, there is no closing "the seal".

Nick: Man I got so drunk I pissed my pants last night
Jeff: Oh shit man, you done break the seal, you'll be pissing your pants all the time now
Nick: Fuckkkk

break the seal by TJ1 March 3, 2007

Navy Seal 

For this you will need a toilet, 1 girl, and 1 guy.

Place girls face in toilet water and fuck her in the ass. You just got Navy Sealed!!!

Navy Seal by Shelby Twp MI July 10, 2010

wet seal 

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

wet seal by Dez Nutaz December 11, 2003

elephant seal 

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

elephant seal by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

Barking Seal 

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

Barking Seal by Brylon713 September 6, 2010

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

baby seal in french by dietrash May 24, 2021

Fat Seal 

God

Fat Seal Is God

Fat Seal by Epix_beanz February 22, 2022