by Botrxner November 26, 2018
by PuncherOfTrees February 25, 2024
by SUMFURRYTHING September 20, 2022
An eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era. The Girl Scout is commonly seen selling cookies for about treefiddy, or $3.50 to unsuspecting civilians.
Chef's dad:
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
August, there's a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout
Chef's mom:
And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all
Chef's dad:
And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...
Chef's mom:
Raisin oatmeal
Chef's dad:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy"
Chef's mom:
Treefiddy
Chef's dad:
Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era
by IDoThings October 12, 2019
A person who has a distinct male private part structure as the head and may also be suffer from having a high voice and being very short.
Your such a Scout Woodard!
by TorruTaker February 26, 2013
To perform a facial expression which is a hybrid of scowling and pouting, in order to generate sympathy for oneself, whilst also displaying disgust or distaste for a situation.
First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.
First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.
1. "Oh man! I totally pwned Bao's ass at Starcraft the other day, he totally got his scout on!"
2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."
"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."
3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."
"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."
2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."
"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."
3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."
"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."
by irish_leper January 26, 2006
by glizzygoblinnn June 16, 2021