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Zany Science Guy

An evangelist of teh Science. Has a degree in science education and chegged/group-worked his way through all the actual science and math classes he had to take. Teaches your kids teh Science at school by reading word for word from the textbook. Gives them work packets that he found on Google by searching for 'real cool zany science packets.' Doesn't know how to answer any of their questions, but man, does this guy love science! And what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in zane. He believes teh Science like a good little boy and never questions his Lord and Saviour Dr. Fauci. He's triple masked, vaxxed, and ready to get zany!
Hello, class, I am your Science teacher, Mr. Z. I have a confession to make: I'm not like your last teacher. I'm a fun, Zany Science Guy. And do you know what time it is? It's time. to get. ZANY!
by bobbymcprescott August 10, 2021
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SCP Scientist

A nerd with large buck teeth and a shitty mustache who spends all day behind a bulletproof window watching hundreds of Class-Ds being slaughtered and devoured by SCPs.

A SCP Scientist doesn’t eat food, he only drinks Soylent as a meal replacement. And they don’t have to worry about anything, because if something in the facility goes wrong, the NTF squad comes to carry them out and kiss their feet.
NTF Guard: That SCP Scientist is such a nerd

NTF Commander: All of them are

NTF Guard: Are we really supposed to rescue those nerd?
by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022
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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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100% Scientifically Proven

100% of people fall for that
by uzafm is trash June 7, 2022
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Devil Science

Science that is in conflict with Christianity.
Just adopt a baby bro. You don’t want to go through with IVF (In vitro fertilization), that shit is devil science.
by Senzuberry May 22, 2023
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Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?

Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)

A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks 💀
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it

Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)

BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD

BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ

Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe
Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?

Jared: Maidens are hot 😍

Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you
by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023
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That is not science

It is originated from chinglish "zhe bu ke xue". It is always used to express surprise or astonishment at unexpected or unusual things. By saying that, one means the thing he/she is told or sees is out of his/her expectation.
A: You know what, Tom just got the offer from Morgan Stanley, but he rejected it and decided to go to a small local bank.

B: Oh, that is not science.
by ritotila April 27, 2014
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