Skip to main content

Ronaldosexuals

A group of people who think that cristiano ronaldo is the best player even though he's a washed up 36 year old kicks 20yr old kids in the balls out of frustration of losing. They can't hear a word against their chosen god no matter how shit he plays. Their directrivals are messisexuals, who believe in Lionel Messi as their God.
Ronaldo ghosted upfront tonight but look at the Ronaldosexuals, they still would have sex with him if they could.
by Lil homebro December 8, 2021
mugGet the Ronaldosexuals mug.

Hey Ronald

Code name for Heroin..."Hey Ron"ald
I just copped a bundle of some sweet Hey Ronald
by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011
mugGet the Hey Ronald mug.

Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer

He packs a fat dip and he rolls downtown on his green tractor he ain't fuckin around. Hes got a flip phone like it's the year 2000. Also he gon steal his sister and make it his wife. He's the meanest most rooting tooting cowboy in north collins. Also he IS the king of the bunk.
Hey you see Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer? He's the king of the bunk.
by W33bi September 9, 2019
mugGet the Nicholas Ronald Wittmeyer mug.

Crister RONALD

CRISTER RONALD SEWYYYYYYYY!
CRISTER'S COCK IN TANAYS ASS
MANCHESTER IS RED NOT BLUE OJAS
Crister RONALD
by uwushubhandpratha September 6, 2022
mugGet the Crister RONALD mug.

a Messi-Ronaldo

A sex act in which the male donkey kicks the female in the teeth
Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?
by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019
mugGet the a Messi-Ronaldo mug.

Call me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "
Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald
by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021
mugGet the Call me Ronald mug.

Ronald

Ronald is a sexy motherfucker with a sexy ass bitmoji and he also acts super gay in the group chat
Ronald is such a Nigerian
by Mrstealurmanz January 12, 2019
mugGet the Ronald mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email