Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

retardation sauce

a person who is acting stupid or retarded.

Sam your retardation sauce.

by Samsamsammmm March 15, 2009

metally retarded

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.

"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."

by Nowherrmann April 14, 2008

retarded

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Russel is retarded.

by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011

retarded

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Russel is retarded.

by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011

sexually retarded

1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.

2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography

3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.

"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"

"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"

"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"

by wiil December 28, 2008

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003