high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 9, 2008

retalitarded

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

Retand

A title fit for only those showing true retarded qualities that require an intense *headwall* moment.

Boy: LOLZ I was just trying to turn the radio up, but instead was cranking up the volume on my computer.
Girl: You're such a retand.

by The Real Slim Buttly June 8, 2010

Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.

Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.

by Jodelosa November 10, 2010

Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011

Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool

When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode

by John Machtolff October 14, 2017

Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009