A small pure-bred dog that one can rent by the hour or by the day in Tokyo and other large Japanese cities for the express purpose of walking them in parks and pick up girls or guys.
Japanfreak 1: Wanna go to a cu-ra-bu tonight?
Japanfresk 2: A club? No, I'm tired of clubs.
JF 1: Yellow fever breaking?
JF 2: Maybe.
JF 1: I got an idea. Let's go get some rental dogs and walk em in Ueno Park. That'll score us a couple of J-Girls.
JF 2: Awesome! I don't have to be back at Nova until 5.
Japanfresk 2: A club? No, I'm tired of clubs.
JF 1: Yellow fever breaking?
JF 2: Maybe.
JF 1: I got an idea. Let's go get some rental dogs and walk em in Ueno Park. That'll score us a couple of J-Girls.
JF 2: Awesome! I don't have to be back at Nova until 5.
by Richard J July 20, 2008
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Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
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The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.
Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!
by Mac 3113 March 13, 2008
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by willie989 January 21, 2010
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Clint: "Yo Dan, why you got a black eye man?"
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."
Dan: "Yo, Michel socked me in the eye-face after I gave her a Rectal Thremometer. I guess I won't find out how pink her sock is."
Clint: "Awe fo' real doh?"
Dan: "Naw, billdo."
by Dan Jewell February 24, 2005
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not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
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"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
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"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
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