was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.

"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022

Amos’s Request

Something that you can ignore

Hey did you hear about Amos’s Request?
Yeah it’s something you can ignore.

by Krammil July 12, 2022

Silver chariot requiem

The most braindead stand that takes about -2 braincells to be used with it's stupid 2 barrages plus its stupid cw move and its stupid pilot and its stupid yos and its stupid speed buff and its stupid pilot range and also the model looks mad goofy. Thank goodness it got nerfed.

"Hey silver chariot requiem, 1v1?"
"sure"
*scr user proceeds to do the stupid ahh combo that does 97% of ur health*
scr user: "lol fight back ez"

by Yba_man January 3, 2023

Silver chariot requiem (yba)

The most braindead stand that takes about -2 braincells to be used with it's stupid 2 barrages plus its stupid cw move and its stupid pilot and its stupid yos and its stupid speed buff and its stupid pilot range and also the model looks mad goofy. Thank goodness it got nerfed.

"Hey silver chariot requiem (yba) 1v1?"
"sure"
*scr user proceeds to do the stupid ahh combo that does 97% of ur health*
scr user: "lol fight back ez"

by Yba_man January 3, 2023

Wild Frost requiem

An type of attack of a pokemon formed by

giratina VSTAR,kyurem VMAX,Charizard VMAX would have if it existed.
Name : kyuzatina VMAX

kyuzatina: Wild frost requiem attack!!!!
Skutank: oh...................I'm gone.

by TheCheapDictonary February 16, 2023

Silver Chariot Requiem

The act of witnessing a god like being known as a stand, (however this stand being a sexy ass cowboy man) Silver Chariot Requiem is a matt black arrow wielding cowpoke with a bad attitude, mans can flip your shit with the snap of his twisty misty fingies and won't feel bad about it. On seeing him there is only one correct response...

Holy fucking shit, it's motherfucking silver chariot requiem!

by Wolf Looters October 25, 2022

fancy-flatware request

"Silver plates?"

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!

by QuacksO November 17, 2023