When in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.
by Rhys. August 29, 2011
Get the Remote Dance mug.After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.
Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.
by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006
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a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.
dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
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A famous remote found Conan visit a historic, Civil War-era baseball league. That piece was one of O'Brien's personal favorites, later remarking, "When I leave this earth, at the funeral, just show this, because this pretty much says who I'm all about."
Within a year, O’Brien began to work out a kind of comedic formula for “Late Night.” In addition to the usual glittering array of guests, the show combined the lewd and wacky (regulars included a masturbating bear and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) with more elegant, narrative-driven short films (which are called remotes) in which O’Brien left the studio and reported on, say, a historic baseball league or a station in Houston that refused to carry his show at its normal hour. The apotheosis of the “Late Night” remotes centered on the realization in 2006 that O’Brien bears a striking resemblance to the (female) president of Finland. “We took the show to Helsinki for five days,” O’Brien recalled, “where we were embraced like a national treasure.”
Within a year, O’Brien began to work out a kind of comedic formula for “Late Night.” In addition to the usual glittering array of guests, the show combined the lewd and wacky (regulars included a masturbating bear and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) with more elegant, narrative-driven short films (which are called remotes) in which O’Brien left the studio and reported on, say, a historic baseball league or a station in Houston that refused to carry his show at its normal hour. The apotheosis of the “Late Night” remotes centered on the realization in 2006 that O’Brien bears a striking resemblance to the (female) president of Finland. “We took the show to Helsinki for five days,” O’Brien recalled, “where we were embraced like a national treasure.”
by howdoyouspellAnonymous December 17, 2013
Get the Remote mug.A person who spends almost all of their school career (High School, College, Etc.) focusing only on grades and their resume while not making friends or being social at all before suddenly asking themselves "What the hell am I doing with my life?" The person then dedicates a lot of time to hanging out with people and making friends. These people should be treated with patience and sympathy as they typically enter this phase with limited social skills but are trying their hardest to learn what they missed.
*A group of people just hanging out*
Person: Dude! You're always with us but I still don't know much about you! Why so quiet?
Me: Sorry. I'm still trying to figure everything out. I'm a recovering academic.
Person: Oh hey! Welcome to the party man!
Person: Dude! You're always with us but I still don't know much about you! Why so quiet?
Me: Sorry. I'm still trying to figure everything out. I'm a recovering academic.
Person: Oh hey! Welcome to the party man!
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