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random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 13, 2004
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Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
by Rob April 11, 2005
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random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.
Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.
by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006
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random grenade throw

too toss a grenade in a random location and get a kill.
I just did a random grenade throw and got the last kill!
by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008
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Random Button

The button you push while on Urban Dictionary when you have too much time.
What to do... Well here goes nothing!

*pushes the Random Button*

Goatse NEXT! NEXT! NEXT!

Meat Spin Oh you've gotta be kidding!

Alabama Hotpocket Now I finally know what that means...
Okay... Well here goes nothing!
by John Doe? February 28, 2013
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Rado

Rado is a Slavic god who may be a bit intimidating at first, but only because you're not nearly as cool as he. He's wrestled bears WHILE stealing your girl, and jumping through spinning helicopter blades. His manly aura would melt a pool filled with candles. He makes Viktor Krum piss himself and he isn't even a wizard. Rado is in perfect shape but never works out. His velvet laughter is the natural force which wakes up bees and gets them to pollinate flowers.

His sneezes are the most potent aphrodisiac known to man. His taste in music is too refined for common ears to appreciate, and he's always the most well-read person on every subject.

God bless Rado, the Pride of Bulgaria. Nay, humanity.
Louis: Have you heard of Rado?
Johnny: No I haven't heard of Rado.
Time-space continuum: *stops*
by polyglotjew November 19, 2016
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random

A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009
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