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Death Rattle

The beeping noise a phone or tablet makes to alert you of its near death status (being out of battery - let's not quibble over semantics)
Oh for fucks sake, I have to charge my phone, it just gave its death rattle!
by BBC Bite Size Revision August 8, 2016
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Rattlesnake Rodeo

A sex act requiring a man, and a woman with moderate to extreme epilepsy. The man engages the woman in intercourse using the "Doggy style" position. He then turns on an overwhelming amount of strobe lights, triggering in the woman an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. He then has to try his best to continue intercourse AT LEAST until the seizure has passed.

It is believed this method was originated by Indiana Jones, in an attempt to rid himself of his crippling fear of snakes.

To make it more fun, the man can make several changes:
1. Beforehand, get her to wear a pair of novelty plastic fangs. This will make her appear more like a rattlesnake.
2. After turning on the strobe lights, superglue a baby's rattle to her lower back and/or ankles. This will produce a rattling sound guaranteed to get any snake enthusiast in the mood.

3. Perform the act in the middle of a desert or somewhere rattlesnakes can be found. Combine with #2 to attract real rattlesnakes and make it a bigger challenge to avoid being bitten.
Man: "Hey (epileptic) Sarah, you wanna wear these rattle-I mean vampire fangs and have anal sex?"
Sarah: "I *LOVE* twilight! That sounds sexy, lets do it!"
(Later)
Man: "I tried to have a Rattlesnake Rodeo last night with sarah, but she choked to death on the fangs during her seizure and now I'm going to prison."
Friend: That sucks. You should have tried the Alligator Fuckhouse instead.
by indiejones May 11, 2009
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Ratticus Finch

Derived from character "Atticus Finch" from classic "To Kill a Mockingbird". Variation of name, customised to describe a juvenile youth also referred to as a Towny, Scally, Chav, Cunt. The addition of the letter "R" is necessary to emphasise the rodent like qualities of these particular individuals.
by Boo Rattley October 22, 2003
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rattlesnake

to leave a coiler on someones pillow before they go to sleep. Hide in there closet and make a rattle snake sound (when the person is in the room or has seen the coiler on there pillow)
"i left a rattlesnake on my brothers pillow"
by Tea Bag monster !!!!! August 14, 2006
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ratted

West Indian slang, for "oh shit". but it could also be an adjective which refers to a dirty person, a snitch or a slut.
She ratted yes
by Marky June 29, 2003
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Rattin

To drive around a residential area at low speed with your windows wide open while playing extremely loud music.
'Fancy going rattin tonight mate? We can show those posh bastards up the hill the new 50 cent song'
by The Chicken Shed Possy January 13, 2009
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rattdawg

a person that loves killin fresh bud lights all day everyday. they also stay covered in cig film 24-7.
rattdawg why are you killin beers already. it's only 8:30 in the morning.
by red dawg June 2, 2008
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