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queef

when air is released from the vagina due to air being pushed inside.
most common during sexual activity.
omg bro listen to this. jesse queefed when i was doing back shots last night!
by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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A fart that comes out of your kewchie
Bella queefed from her kewchie after she had intercourse with her dad
by Veganteacherwig November 16, 2022
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"So why did my wife queef on my face?"
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when a woman farts but does it from her vagina
ugh I'm gonna queef
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A slang for love towards friends
“I queef you!”
by Iqueefyou April 7, 2023
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This is a special word used globally. Usually to use as a password; as an adverb the term can be sexual. But it’s could be used in a regular conversation, such as the word, “and”.
Hey how’s it going! Just queefing that’s all. Load up the mut squads game boys.
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NOT a fart in any way. It’s actually when air bubbles get stuck in a vagina either from jumping up and down, or having sex in a certain position. That air has to escape and may mimic the sound and or feeling of a fart but is NOT.

All a queef is, is trapped air expelling from the vag. Cooters don’t fart.. and if they do, there’s a problem with it. lol. If you queef and there’s an odor to it.. there’s a problem with your cooch and you need to see a gyno, STAT.

Also only super immature dudes would ever make fun of a woman for queefing when switching positions.. it’s the man’s fault it’s happening anyway considering he shoved the air up there and those air bubbles must come out, since they have nowhere else to go.

A queef may feel like a fart from your cooch but remember, cooters do NOT fart. ~ probably did some sort of activity that got some air trapped up there such as (jumping into a swimming pool, or an aerobics class)and it’s just escaping out.. no big deal.

Once, I went to a strip club… and the stripper said “wanna see something so cool check this out” and she took my 5 I tipped her and queefed on command and blew it back over to me. That gross shit still haunts me to this day. But also still explains what a queef is… just simply AIR!
*Guy and girl switch from doggy to missionary*
>>>fart sound<<<
Girl: “Sorry, just a queef haha 😆 “
Guy: “No worries baby.Get over here!!”
by Blondie1199 August 22, 2023
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