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Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?
by fateshurly January 30, 2021
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Dirty Harry Potter

after anal sex, the man takes his dick and draws a lightning bolt across the girl's forehead.
Joey's sick obsession with the adventures of Harry Potter drove him to perform a Dirty Harry Potter on Melissa.
by lakjsdksajd June 21, 2008
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punter

in the UK it is also a person who gambles (risk money on guessing the results or outcome of something).
Bookies are offering all their favorite punters 2 to 1 odds on the boxing match tonight.
by Lisa Lorraine November 20, 2017
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Dirty Harry Potter

The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou
The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.
by NimC May 22, 2009
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Harry Potter sexual

When a person feels only atracted to a Harry Potter carecter or to Harry Potter himself. It feels a bit like you want to be his girlfriend or even, in my case, his wife.
Interviewer: ,, So what sexuality are you?"

Me: ,, Oh I don't see Harry Potter sexual over here. Can I at least write it over in this corner and mark it? ''
Interviewer: ,,Um... yeah go ahead...."
by Lianalewis December 26, 2020
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Potterjob

(n)

1. The kind of person who begins premature ejaculation after the first 2.7 seconds of a blowjob, then runs around butt naked like a scared chicken while spraying ejaculate all over the unfortunate girl's room.

2. A fucking retard with no prospects who lives in his parent's basement.

See also: Jizm McGee
1. Move out of your parents house already, you're 34 years old you fucking Potterjob.

2. Stop cumming all over my room you fucking Potterjob!
by Blacknblue30 November 22, 2011
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Mug Punter

A mug punter is someone who thinks he's good at betting on sport but is, in fact, hopeless. He can be found on betting site forums and can easily be spotted by the pathetic attention-seeking nature of his posts where he proclaims he's the greatest tipster / master of betting etc, and follow-up posts to point out the occasional winner he selects. Most of these winners are blindingly obvious and at short priced odds.

His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.

He is the opposite of the shrewdie.

It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.
betman robbing is a MUG punter
by a shrewdie December 15, 2008
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