purple nurple

A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.
I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.
by Energyman June 17, 2008
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purple taco

I couldnt eat her out because she had a purple taco.
by richard k August 12, 2003
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[purple tongue]

when u stick a jolly rancher in a girls vagina and eat it out until your tongue turns purple.
by Dominik Cougar January 8, 2009
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Metallic Purple

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Purple Jesus

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
by mphilg September 26, 2007
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purple state

A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.
Ohio is usually a purple state in Presidential Elections.
by The OGMAN July 5, 2005
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purple stuff

A drink alternative offered in lieu of Sunny Delight. Nobody really knows quite what it tastes like because of how often it is overlooked. It resides in the back of the refrigerator and is usually offered as part of a long list of other beverages that will always end with Sunny D, whereupon all those present get excited and invariably choose the Sunny D.
Only one person is ever documented drinking the purple stuff. He was a little fat kid with glasses wearing a "No Fear" shirt. All of the more althetic kids got in front of him a drank the entire bottle of Sunny D. He was left with the purple stuff. He drank some... and was never seen again.
by crazy b January 9, 2006
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